Now you know it's been suggested that this show is for kid's /
But the township of Ponyville been infected with madness /
From pony to pony to pony
It's all the same /
I'm telling you, brony that they all outta their brain /
Take Fluttershy whose prevalent element is to be kind /
Underneath that wavy mane she be containing a pained mind /
And then she trains the pain to bottle all up inside /
Until she goes insane and triggers off like a landmine /
a time bomb
My rhymes be fillin the page /
And there ain't enough room
To document all her Flutterrage /
First, Luna better help you if you step to her friends /
Whether dragon or cockatrice you'll meet similar ends. /
But even friends ain't safe when good old Mr Hyde is in town /
only schmeckles step to Jeckyll,
Fluttershy cuts em all down /
gets bitter at critters, I swear by Luna above me /
Even if they get the jitters YOU are going to LOVE ME! /
...Damn. /
If I was a garden creature all I could say would be "yes, ma'am" /
Cause there ain't no protection from the punch of her fury /
And when she's without their affection she acts as judge and as jury /
Now There ain't no way an animal can hide or can run /
Cause she'll rage right in the court before the Queen of the Sun! /
Cause Fluttershy don't give a buck. /
the fact that she don't room with Screw Loose is a matter of luck /
but They had better act soon or y'all be comin up dead /
Cause prey wont stay that way once it be tasting the predatorial
lifestyle that be drivin her up Out of her head /
An Institutional solution at least gives much needed street cred /
And not to be theatrical but psychiatrical meds /
Could be the prevention invention to stop paintin Ponyville red /
But please For your own safety don't ignore what I've said, /
If nothing else believe me, just stay outta her shed!


CHORUS
ALl the ponies in this town are crazy!

In Ponyville
You can see lunacy everywhere that you go
Here to tell you mo' is Flowny, yo, the King of the Rhyme Flow

2:02

The Party Planner, with an eidetic mind
Remembers every single birthday, each and every time.

And everytime, can tell you what the days are remaining.
And when your number's coming up, she's the first in line waiting.

The Pink Bodied Equestrian got Balloons on ther side.
The Cotton Candy mane, with the wide CERULEAN eyes.

All the sweetest cakes and desserts got nowhere to hide.
Find your yourself without a babysitter? Call Pinkie pie.

The Laugh Element, Master of Smiles - Chuckle Development.
Fourth wall breaking, and making physics irrelevant.

The way i'm tellin it, ain't no reason you shouldn't meet her...
But, you break a Pinkie Promise? And honestly? Couldn't beat her.

Try to run, make an excuse, or vanish into vapor
Cause the promise that you broke makes it certain you can't escape her.

But the madness she possesses goes deeper than broken promises
The depths we'll have to go will be darker and far beyond the mists

What I speak of's the one they call Pinkamena.
Gray tint, straight hair, just pray you never meet her.

Meaner than the most deviant beings you've ever seen.
Pinkamena is the Nightmare if Pinkie Pie is the Dream.

Don't accept an invitation, and flatly lie in her face.
Watch her face drain of color, her eyes stare into space.

And you find as friend, you have suddenly been replaced.
By a bag of flour, or some rocks stacked in a vase.

That is just a taste, to the terror that she can make.
Have you ever read the fan-based fiction called Cupcakes?

Yeah.

Demented twisted and bent, vindictive misfit and spent
her time dismembering Dash into ingredients.

Immediate evacuation of the facility.
When Pinkamena Diane Pie is in the building.

And I got a feeling, after the babysitting she'd been through.
Pumpkin and Pound Baby Cakes is on the Menu.

CHORUS TWO


VERSE THREE

1. Now hold up Twilight you ain't exactly one who should talk /
Cause you can lose your marbles over blackboard and chalk
2. Your ambitions are fine till they come crumbling down
Then in sedition you rise against the good of the whole town
3.Now we all admire your scholastical strengths
fantastical lengths you take
Refining your tactical practical brains
4. But you know you can tell that you been missing the point
When your pursuits unleash more chaos than when Discord ran the joint
5. You got Derpy and the mayor set to bring on the pain
And rain down the wrath of aggression unrestrained
6. Over a doll of all things , now that's what I call insane
Although I must admit I really like her mane
7 NOT SURE YET.
8I'm From the streets of Manehattan
The toughest streets in the worl'
There ain't nothin scarier than hearing "hello girls?

4:09 (4:32)

Rhyme: That wasn't scary, Twilight's under mad stress.
Sprocket: Well, your cupcake story was ~ Fictional Fan Press.

Rhyme: And what, Fluttershy's shed is something Hasbro thought up?
Sprocket: Well, um..sorta. Not exactly, You see...shut up!

Sprocket: Alright, so the ponies ain't as mad as they seem
Rhyme: and that's because they always dream of being nobler beings

Rhyme: What holds you together as your world is falling apart?
Sprocket: The magic of friendship living up in your heart.

Sprocket: So even though they get a little crazy up in a bind.
Rhyme: Their friendship magically untangles it every time.

Rhyme: So in otherwords, anyone can lose it just a little.
Sprocket: As long as they have friends, it pull's em back in the middle.

Sprocket: It'll be a mess if Ponies had to do it all alone.
Rhyme: That's the moral of the story to Bronies out on their own.

Rhyme: Just remember we're together when facing all of these menaces.

Sprocket & Rhyme: "cause friends HELP friends FINISH UP each others' SENTENCES."